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Pseudonime humor në anglisht |
| Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? |
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I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out. |
| × nEvEr × wAnTeD× To Be × DiFFeReNt × I jUsT× wAnTeD ×To Be × mE × |
| If sex is a pain in the ass, you`re doing it wrong |
| Sex is like nokia (connecting people) |
| Sorry, the f*ck-machine is out of order, so f*ck yourself and save a quarter. |
| I´m a blond bimbo girl, in a fantasy world, Dress me up, make it tight, I´m your dolly. |
| Are you talkin to me? |
| i have a girlfriend, her name is grace, she broke my heart, i broke her face |
| lady pop that thing for me...! |
| I Hope You Can S P E L L ... |
| chaos, panic, disaster, i think my work is done here |
| if size doen't matter why am I so popular? |
| I want to be forever young |
| i'll put a spell on you |
| When there is No more room in hell..death will walk over eath.. |
| sO mucH pAin beHind tHese eYes |
| To Catch me, You GoTTa Be Fast...To Find Me, You GoTTa Be Smart...But 2 |
| Be me.. Damn!! You Must Be Kidding |
| searching for intelligent lifeforms...30%65%99%...searching completed,no resultats found.Would you like to search again? |
| I'm a BITCH....Like thats a problem???? |
| Not Enough Sex Could Ruin Your Eyes |
| He knows no fear, he knows no danger, he knows nothing |
| BITCH ==> Blond ; Irritating ; Tastless ; Chaotic ; Horrible : That's me :) |
| (F) Sweety Girl (F) My Lips Fyling Soft (K) |
| She dOn't sQueeze // yOu like I sQueeze ? ^;)^ |
| Deep in my heart I know that you were right and I was wrong |
| I've got nothing to say to you |
| Use your fantasie when you think of me |
| How am I supposed to change if you walk away every time? |
| The Summer Is Magic |
| ..|*(6)MiSs BiAtCh(6)*|.. DaRkChiLd OpEn YoU'Re DeStEnEy..WhY OoH |
| WhY..AsK ThAt 2 ThE DeViL InSiTe YoU(6) |
| never knock on heavens door, .....ring the bell then run (he hates that) |
| As I said before: I NEVER REPEAT MYSELF! |
| I used to be a SCHIZOPHRENIC, but we're OK now! |
| I'm not antisocial, society is anti me. |
| I DON'T HAVE PMS i am a fulltime bitch. |
| Why am i dieing to life, when i am living to die? |
| (*)¤*.¸¸.·´¨`»Nicê pånts, cån I têst thê zippê®???«´¨`·.¸¸ .*¤(*) |
| everybody brings happiness. some by coming, some by going |
| I'm talking to the mirror again, but it's not listening... |
| (8) Get Out,Right Now,It's the end of you and me it's to late and i cant wait 4 you to be gone(8) |
| (6) Horney Little Devil (6) |
| do what you do, say what you say, cauz' it's your life and you gotta do it your way! |
| (B)..The only thing to fear = running out of beer...(B);) |
| ~ ,, *I Can See It's All So Clear, But I Have Nothing Left To0* ,, ~ ,, => ~ |
| (U)~ => ,,Respect,, (yn) |
| I believe in angels, I believe in god... But the best reson I believe in them... |
| Is that You mean to me a lot!!! |
| I'm Gonna Show U The Time Of U'r Life |
| ;) THERE IS ONE LIGHT, ONE LOVE, SO THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE KING ;) |
| (#) Sunshine --> (L) Fuck what I said, I want you back (L) |
| thinking of u i just thinking of u All i can't do is just stop thinking of u(K)(L) |
| hyde for de moon hyde for the light because if you see it you will change (S)werewolf thats what i am(S) i will hyde myself(S) |
| Do you like a angel ........yes ...... then Here I am :D |
| dOn taLk jUst kiSs |
| WouLd You Be Mine.. Or aRe You WasTing My TiMe?! |
| If the only way to be with you is in my dreams, then let me dream forever!! |
| I went from candy and toys to cellfones and boys(P)(T) |
| if barbie's so popular.........how come u have to buy all her friends?¿ |
| an apple a day keeps the doctor away but if he's cute, screw the fruit |
| do u believe in love at first site? or should i walk by again? or should I bite ? |
| ¨‘°ºOº°‘¨ (emri) , Angel From Heaven ¨‘°ºOº°‘¨ |
| I'm Loved by some, Hated by many, Envied by most, Yet wanted by plenty |
| would you catch me if i fall..do you even notice me.....at all? |
| To the world your just one person but to one person you could mean the world |
| It's not the size of the dog, It's the size of the fight in the dog! |
| Well if I called the wrong numba, why`d you answer? |
| If you're going my way, I'll walk with you. |
| I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode |
| Damn!! You're hOt! Damn!! You're cOld! |
| There are sO manY plaYerSz, That's a 'KnOw' Fact *nD If yOur Lover pLaYs |
| yOu.. JuSt plaY the f0ckin' pLayer BACK! =) |
| (F)°o.O(F)<------(naam)---->(F)°o.O(F)(L)***(^)#My Darling#***(^) |
| fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck, how many times have i sayd fuck already?? |
| I am love,I am happyness,I am sunshine............I am a liar!*-) |
| 2nightSz.. the night..j0ee've btr make it faSt cause it feelSs s0 right..! |
| life is like a rollercoaster, before joee kn0w..it's over.. |
| just shut up.. and dance for me bitch..:p |
| goes out to all the people who live a dirty lifestyle |
| (emri yt) is_in_da_house_with_the_A-TEAM |
| (emri yt) is in da house with Ali G |
| -->..* U-G-L-Y*..<-- YoU AiN'T gOt No aLiBy.. YoUr'E UgLy.. YeAh YeAh YoUr'E UgLY *..<-- |
| IN 666 WAYS I LOVE YOU AND MY HEAVEN,S WEREVER YOU ARE |
| Im going NuCkIn FuTs! |
| .:*DrIvE It LIkE U StOLE It*:. |
| .:*mY nAmE iSnT *ELMO* bUt U cAn TiCkLe Me If U waNt*:.. |
| I am me... and you are you... but... a face like yours belongs in the zoo!! |